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For Education Emergencies:

Publicly funded college tuition

 

Another look at forced busing

 

Across-the-board forgiveness of student loans

 

For Climate-Change Emergencies:

Euro-style taxes on gasoline to encourage “responsible” automobile use

 

The eradication of the coal industry

 

Massive taxes on air travel

 

Zero-carbon standards for everything

 

 

For Civil-Rights Emergencies:

Nullification of any vote cast by a male member of Congress/Supreme Court regarding female reproductive autonomy—retroactive 100 years (Ok, this one isn't even up for consideration. Sure is scary, though, right?)

 

Full legal recognition of all marriages between consenting adults

 

Full legal protection of all LBGTBQLMNOP persons

The elimination of the death penalty

A reversion to the pre-McCarthy Pledge of Allegiance

 

 

For Cash Emergencies:

Suspension of “economic development” programs for private businesses

 

A spankin’ new WPA

 

Guaranteed Basic Income

 

The revocation of tax-exempt status for all religious organizations

 

Of course, even if the wall thing gets past SCOTUS, these proposals can only come to fruition if a Democrat is elected president. And what are the chances of that ever happening again? Rest easy, y'all.

 

Friends With Benefits

Come Thursday, February 28, the Texas Exes of Comal and Guadalupe Counties are throwing an early Independence Day party out at the Lake Breeze Ski Lodge at Lake McQueeney. Longhorn Athletics Director Chris Del Conte will be speaking at this year’s event, which is a scholarship fundraiser for deserving local students. For ticket information, email comalcountychapter@texasexes.org or call Stoney Williams at 830-625-2420 by February 26.

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